This page is almost exclusively for the assshole spammers who will no doubt be trying to sell us SEO services, but for those of you considering us for your online marketing, thank you for caring.
Currently, we’re not hiring, but we’re always interested in seeing what’s out there. Head over to our contact page if you’d like to send in your resume.
For social media we’re keen on Google Analytics, SproutSocial, Tweetdeck, Instagram, Snapseed, and a host of other apps. For creative we use Adobe Creative Cloud. That leaves Coda and hand coding for all of our web development. WordPress is our CMS of choice, and WooCommerce is our shopping cart of choice.
We’re better because we’ve been doing online marketing since before there was social, and were early adopters of all things social for businesses. We’ve been building websites for 12 years, and actively engaging and selling online via ecommerce websites, social media, email marketing, and Pay-Per-Click for ten years. Few of the “gurus” (aka bandwagon assholes, aka snake oil salesman) have the sheer amount of experience we have with all the various online marketing channels.
We find that every client has unique needs and for that reason we have a flexible cost structure that can include retainer-based monthly work, per-project work, or a combination of both. We’re also not against negotiating trade, or even pro-bono clients if there is a good fit.
Yes. You pay for lunch, and we’ll give you a one hour consultation free of charge for your business or startup. Contact us to set up an appointment. (We’d prefer a 2 cocktail lunch. Gotta let the creativity flow!)
Still don’t know?
Sometimes, you just want to talk to a person. We’ll do our best to answer all questions within 24 hours.